Hello there the names Jasmine :P. Part of the LGBT community . Bisexual and Proud . I love meeting outgoing people or people who can bring out the weird side in me. I Don't really talk much but I do through the Internet 😝. I'm no angle so beware of the things you see in MY page.
Enjoy lovelies!!! ☺💗

20th August 2014

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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20th August 2014

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20th August 2014

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20th August 2014

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20th August 2014

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drowningxlessons:

whether-which:

mangoestho:

kobetyrant:

sloveuless:

Kickin it wit my daddy!!

I wanna kick it with ha daddy

IF THIS AIN’T THE CUTEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve watched this so many times and it never gets old.

I love this so much

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20th August 2014

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thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

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13th August 2014

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  • Bae: babe come over
  • Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
  • Bae: my parents aren't home
  • Me: I literally just put them in the oven

13th August 2014

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

16th July 2014

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gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

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10th July 2014

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greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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